Good Day!
Have you been caught in the GNOME-FEVER?
It can be a very dangerous-to-your-pocketbook fever,
and should be avoided at all costs.
There is no cure.
People suffering from Gnome-Fever are weakened,
and easily infected with
Severe Cute Factor.
There is no cure.
The affected person can sometimes lower their Gnome-Fever
with constant, repeated exposure of fairies and elves and trolls.
However, cases have been recorded that this exposure
may worsen the Gnome-Fever.
"There's no people like gnome people..."
song phrase
"Perhaps imagination is only
intelligence having fun."
- George Scialabba
WARNING:
You may aggravate your Gnome-Fever by inviting them to your garden:
painted rock by http://www.mygardens.etsy.com/
'The wall is silence, the grass is sleep,
Tall trees of peace their vigil keep,
And the Fairy of Dreams with moth-wings furled
Plays soft on her flute to the drowsy world.'
- Ida Rentoul Outhwaite
When trying to help someone with Gnome-Fever,
check out their gardens.
This is a common area where Gnome-Fever is accelerated.
gnome family and homes, handpainted rocks
"You can't depend on your eyes
when your imaginatiom
is out of focus!"
- Mark Twain
when your imaginatiom
is out of focus!"
- Mark Twain
"Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things
before breakfast."
- Lewis Carroll
by purple moon
a garden flag by Toland
Norway (Land of the Trolls) paper dolls
I send all my wishes for a quick recovery to all you that have
Gnome-Fever.
It is apparently spreading,
and there is no cure!
:0)
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